BOBBY GOT LOOSE AGAIN....SIgh...

this loving boy is making me die of exhaustion! :(

so as you know we got Bobby from a friend of a friend cause they rescued him and needed him to go to a loving home. so my bleeding heart took him in. and yes he is a BIG doggie and YES he is only 2 years old so he thinks he is a puppy and wants to PLAY, and sometimes people get scared. 1. his size, 2. he looks a lot like a pit bull and we know the undeserved stories about their breed, and 3. when bobby wants to PLAY he can knock people over INCLUDING my 6 foot 3 inches tall 260 pound husband. so yes i can imagine as a lil' (not) old (yes she was kinda) lady with a little (10 pounds at most) border collie doggie outside and bobby has ran from 4 blocks away chasing birds and dogs that are all outside playing, you might get scared when beethhoven comes barralling at you....

ok the real story...without my lil narrative there ;) we were sitting outside with mack on her lil bike and i was holding bobby with his leash on on our steps porch and i had his leash wrapped a couple times around my hand, i was watching the kids that just moved in across the street to make sure bobby wouldnt chase them down, and just enjoying the day....i seen the seagull out the corner of my eye...unfortunately for me, bobby's eyes are on his sides and he saw them FULL on and he went for them, with me too....so lets face it, it was me or the dog...i had to let go...i had to you understand, i was being dragged LITERALLY down the street, so i let him go. i figured he would run across the street to get the kids...wrong. he went for the darn birds who (WTF?) were waddling away and not FLYING away....stupid birds....so bobby almost got one....but then it decided to fly...so bobby kept going...it was a beautiful day there were a lot of people outside and  he was a puppy in need of freedom i guess....so i was off. now yelling at anthony whos saying im not chasing after him he will come back when he wants and then i got mad and started yelling at anthony so then anthony walked down the street looking for him....i ran the other way thinking we could head bobby off before he hit the main streets and the busy rush hour....i was thinking he would hit the park...anth thought he was going for the field with the railroad tracks....so we each took a cell and were off.....well i was almost to the park when i get a phone call saying i found him....and hes calling bobby but anths laughin cause bobbys running away from him. so then anthony says ok they got him in the building...oh no theyre gonna sue, bobby bit the old lady or something get here quick....well "here" was literally 4 1/2 blocks from our house and about 6 from where i was....i ran the whole way....yep my fat a** ran! haha...im thinking some lil old lady was literally attacked by my friendly a** dog! all these thoughts racing through my head...oh God why did i let his insurance lapse, i shouldve disconnected the darn internet and paid his insurance and blah blah blah. so i get there and bobby is literally in the senior citizen home building. and im like...wait if the lady was attacked, why is bobby sitting face to face with this little lassie looking dog and being all calm?! somethings not right here...alarm bells start ringing....i immediately go inside the building to get bobby....the lady says well your dog bit me! i said ok well im a medical assistant, so where did he bite you? i can help till paramedics get here, lets call 911. so she tells me she did already, and then tells me that well he didnt really bite me but he went after my dog....so im lookin at her like literally 10-15 pound dog and looking back at bobby who i kid you not is literally sitting on top of mackenzie licking her face outside....and start to hear the alarm bells again...well now theres about 8 seniors in the hallway saying different things including something about a gun and that woulda been a dead pit. so i say hold on, go outside call the police cause this is gonna be a situation, and im not going to let them get one over on me cause i KNOW bobby didnt bite her or that dog cause if bobby wanted to literally attack her dog, (which i have NEVER seen him do!) that dog wouldve been a little (lets face it a LOTT) hurt....and there wasnt a single hair missing off that dog....so the police say ok we are dispatching someone now....anyways then i go outside....and now im getting mad cause these old people are being mean, im almost in tears cause im pretty cut and road rash on MY leg cause this darn dog dragged me down the street, and im feeling bad for this lady cause thankfully she didnt have a heart attack like i know i wouldve if i had seen that dog barreling for me! anyways....police come and bobby turns back into beethoven slobbering all over the lil officer and so the guys like well i see it was an accident so calm down and dont worry too much...another witness comes forward that lives in the building that actually used to be a police officer and trained dogs i guess....and so he says aww dont worry so he talks to the officers and it seems everything is cool...well then the other officer comes outside and chest all puffed cause i had said yes bobby got away one other time at like 3am when i was literally barefoot running through the hood and finally some officers going to mcdonalds, helped me find him on a very busy street ! but thankfully it WAS 2am and there was lil traffic...so i managed to catch the mutt and yelled the whole way home at him....that was literally two days after we got him ok?! and his leash had broke and thats how he got loose....ANNNNY ways today he got loose cause as i said he was draggin me down the street with him...so the one officer was like well ya know you cant control him and i hear that i get mad. so i say excuse me sir but there is NO LAW in milwaukee that says you can give me a citation for him not being under control. hes a big dog, he got loose, it was an accident and the lady and her dog are fine. i really am sorry but i have him registered and hes up to date on his shots and blah blah blah...so officers go in the car after i make the statement (cause im calling mack to get over here and not pick the flowers on the old peoples lawn) that yeah i cant hit my kid to control her cause thats child abuse, but i should do whatever i can to control my dog or i get a ticket if he accidently gets loose...whatever....and i see the officer kinda laugh and go in the car...they come out and say well your right there isnt anything we can do. the only thing is if she were to have been hurt and shes obviously not....just try to keep him under control...and i said ok im sorry for yelling at you, its just a high stress situation. OBVIOUSLY i knew the dog got loose, i ran literally ran blocks looking for him, i knew he wasnt dangerous but i didnt just go back in the house and say oh well he'll come home some time...ya know? and he says yeah no biggie. i mean i see he had his leash on, the lady said he had his leash and his tags on and i mean we can see it was an accident, i see your leg, i understand the situation....and then a car rolls past, they look and so do i....idk why....and they get a call....i didnt hear exactly what was said but they were like ok are we done here? and i say yes, go go be police and take care of the bad guys out here! they laugh and take off after said car with sirens and lights going....so anth, mack, bobby and i head home...i HAVE bobby cause i want to show the elderly that i HAVE CONTROL of him....and we walk down the street, so of course theres a lil kid (prob about 12-13) walking a rottweiler across the street walking the same direction as us, and hes kinda egging his dog on, so we take bobby down the alley and suddenly run into the same squad and that said car pulled over...and another squad and the occupants of the car yelling at all 4 officers and so i tell anth lets just stand here in case they need bobby (hehe) ....suddenly the situation calms and the occupants of the car go in their house and the officers go to leave, they pull up next to us and ask if we needed any questions and i say no...haha theyre laughin cause i have bobby wrapped so tightly around my hand now haha.....so that was literally three hours of our lives we will never get back for no reason! i hate that someone thought he was this big bad dog and instantly saw dollar signs...im thankful noone actually got hurt, and im glad we got bobby back....so its now 11pm, imma try to relax a little...and bobby is confined to his kennel for life! nah im kidding...i just have to be a little more ambivalent with his security!!!! ; ) i do give serious props to anthony for being so calm and mackenzie was reallllly good for the whole 2 hours standing around! and she charmed the officers! :) good NIGHT!!!

tina